If chaos breaks out and someone’s pretending it “definitely wasn’t them,” it’s Baby John. Trickster by trade, best man by title, and always two steps ahead with a champagne flute and a punchline.

Smooth talker, sharp dresser, and self-proclaimed “certified lover boy,” Drew brings big heart and even bigger charm. He’s here for the vows, the vibes, and probably a slow dance or two.

Dillon’s love language is sports betting and group chats. Equal parts ride-or-die and “did you take the over?”, he’s Lane’s go-to for hot takes, loyal friendship, and last-minute chaos. If there's a wager on who cries first at the wedding, he probably set the odds.

Middle child, master of ceremonies, and the one who’s been keeping Lane in line since the '90s. As officiant, Sadie’s bringing the perfect mix of sentiment, sass, and sibling insight—plus a few stories Lane probably hoped she forgot.

Equal parts elegance and energy, Constance is Devon’s designated chaos coordinator and the first to show up with snacks, solutions, or a strong opinion. If something goes sideways, she’s already fixing it—with a smile and a spreadsheet.

Oldest sister to the groom and unofficial family CEO, Doni has been calling the shots since Lane was in diapers. She’s got opinions, impeccable timing, and just enough big sister sass to keep everyone on their toes.